thefuckwouldisaywhatfor:

I’m pretty sure this is by Hemingway. 
You have to credit the source, man. Plagiarism is bad.
Still, it’s a riveting tale, and the prose is spellbinding. Scholars have often quibbled over why the bear was not in the evidence locker at the police station, and also why you’d bring an involuntary manslaughter weapon to the deceased’s funeral, but those stuffed shirts are always looking for something to bitch about. The moral, they would nonetheless agree, is that you do NOT want to date that girl. At all. Also, look both ways before you cross the street. Seriously. They teach you that in kindergarten.

thefuckwouldisaywhatfor:

I’m pretty sure this is by Hemingway. 

You have to credit the source, man. Plagiarism is bad.

Still, it’s a riveting tale, and the prose is spellbinding. Scholars have often quibbled over why the bear was not in the evidence locker at the police station, and also why you’d bring an involuntary manslaughter weapon to the deceased’s funeral, but those stuffed shirts are always looking for something to bitch about. The moral, they would nonetheless agree, is that you do NOT want to date that girl. At all. Also, look both ways before you cross the street. Seriously. They teach you that in kindergarten.

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    ^^Cracked up at above comment. Definitely Hemingway.
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