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srsly: My life in a comic. I love the emotion in the last...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:06:41 -0800

My life in a comic.

I love the emotion in the last panel. Lol.

srsly: You give me a gift? Bam! Thank-you note. You invite me...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:02:26 -0800

You give me a gift? Bam! Thank-you note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor? Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.

thedailywhat: Wedding Invitation of the Day: When computer...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:27:07 -0800

thedailywhat:

Wedding Invitation of the Day: When computer scientists get married, they naturally hire a designer to create an 8-bit wedding invitation inspired by old-school Atari games.

[via.]

Should I ever get married, I could only dream of it being so geeked out.

lol

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:23:23 -0800

lol

danhacker: Download the complete DJ Hero soundtrack...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:14:05 -0800

danhacker:

Download the complete DJ Hero soundtrack (updated)

part 1

Part 2

There are some fantastic mixes in DJ Hero, sadly they have no current plans to release an actual soundtrack for the game. Thank goodness the internet has taken care of that. There are five songs missing from the complete 93 tracks of the game, but everything here is worth listening to if you are a fan of mash-ups, or just want to see what the music in DJ Hero is like before you consider investing in another rhythm game.

Here’s the 88 track list

1. Motörhead vs. NOISIA – Ace Of Spades vs. Groundhog (2:55)
2. Bobby “Blue” Bland vs. Connie Price & The Keystones – Ain’t No Love In The City vs. Fuzz And Them (2:32)
3. Bobby “Blue” Bland vs. 2Pac – Ain’t No Love In The Heart Of The City vs. How Do U Want It (3:27)
4. 2Pac vs. The Aranbee Pop Symphony Orchestra – All Eyez On Me vs. Bittersweet Symphony (3:59)
5. Queen vs. Beastie Boys – Another One Bites The Dust vs. Brass Monkey (3:48)
6. Queen vs. Daft Punk – Another One Bites The Dust vs. Da Funk (2:59)
7. Daft Punk vs. Young MC – Around The World vs. Bust A Move (3:11)
8. The Scratch Perverts – Beats And Pieces (4:29)
9. Shlomo vs. Billy Squier – Beats vs. The Big Beat (2:43)
10. Weezer vs. Evidence featuring The Alchemist, Aceyalone, Rakaa and 88 Keys – Beverly Hills vs. Fresh Rhymes And Videotape (3:02)
11. The Aranbee Pop Symphony Orchestra vs. LL Cool J – Bittersweet Symphony vs. Rock The Bells (4:48)
12. Black Eyed Peas vs. Benny Benassi – Boom Boom Pow vs. Satisfaction (3:28)
13. Grandmaster Flash – Boom vs. Tap (1:11)
14. Public Enemy featuring Zakk Wylde vs. Justice – Bring The Noise 20XX vs. Genesis (3:24)
15. Public Enemy featuring Zakk Wylde – Bring The Noise 20XX (2:48)
16. Chuck Brown & The Soul Searchers vs. Young MC – Bustin’ Loose vs. Bust A Move (2:48)
17. Chuck Brown & The Soul Searchers vs. The Zombies – Bustin’ Loose vs. Time Of The Season (3:13)
18. Jay-Z featuring Pharrell Williams vs. 2Pac – Change Clothes vs. All Eyez On Me (3:42)
19. Daft Punk vs. N.A.S.A. featuring Karen O, ODB and Fatlip – Da Funk vs. Starnge Enough (3:11)
20. Kid Cudi vs. Black Eyed Peas – Day ‘N’ Nite vs. Boom Boom Pow (3:19)
21. 50 Cent vs. Indeep – Disco Inferno vs. Last Night A DJ Saved My Life (2:46)
22. 50 Cent vs. David Bowie – Disco Inferno vs. Let’s Dance (3:05)
23. Rihanna vs. Kid Sister – Disturbia vs. Control (3:16)
24. Rihanna vs. The Trammps – Disturbia vs. Disco Inferno (2:56)
25. Rihanna vs. The Killers – Disturbia vs. Soembody Told Me (3:21)
26. Gorillaz vs. Blondie – Feel Good Inc. vs. Atomic (2:38)
27. Street Sweeper Social Club vs. Beastie Boys – Fight! Smash! Win! vs. Intergalactic (2:21)
28. Dizzee Rascal vs. Justice – Fix Up, Look Sharp vs. Genesis (3:25)
29. Dizzee Rascal vs. DJ Shadow – Fix Up, Look Sharp vs. Organ Donor (Extended Overhaul) (2:56)
30. Q-Tip vs. Billy Squier – Good Thang vs. The Big Beat (3:48)
31. NOISIA – Groundhog (Beat Juggle) (4:17)
32. Grandmaster Flash featuring DJ Kool and DJ Demo vs. Gary Numan – Here Comes My DJ vs. Cars (3:06)
33. Beastie Boys vs. DJ Shadow – Here’s a Little Somethin’ for Ya vs. The Number Song (4:00)
34. Gwen Steffani vs. Gorillaz – Hollaback Girl vs. Feel Good Inc. (3:01)
35. Gwen Steffani vs. Rick James – Hollaback Girl vs. Give It To Me Baby (3:15)
36. Gwen Steffani vs. Indeep – Hollaback Girl vs. Last Night A DJ Saved My Life (3:16)
37. Kool Moe Dee vs. Reel 2 Real featuring The Mad Stuntman – How Ya Like Me Now vs. I Like To Move It (3:14)
38. Marvin Gaye vs. Gorillaz – I Heard It Through The Grapevine vs. Feel Good Inc. (3:41)
39. Jackson 5 vs. Gang Starr – I Want You Back vs. Just To Get A Rep (3:37)
40. Jackson 5 vs. Third Eye Blind – I Want You Back vs. Semi-Charmed Life (3:24)
41. Vanilla Ice vs. Paula Abdul – Ice Ice Baby vs. Straight Up (2:49)
42. Vanilla Ice vs. MC Hammer – Ice Ice Baby vs. U Can’t Touch This (2:28)
43. Cypress Hill vs. Classics IV – Insane In The Brain vs. Spooky (3:00)
44. Cypress Hill vs. David Axelrod – Insane In The Brain vs. The Edge (3:03)
45. Beastie Boys vs. Blondie – Intergalactic vs. Rapture (2:48)
46. Jay-Z vs. The Jackson 5 – Izzo (H.O.V.A.) vs. I Want You Back (3:19)
47. Jay-Z vs. Eminem – Izzo (H.O.V.A.) vs. My Name Is (3:32)
48. Boogie Down Productions vs. David Bowie – Jack Of Spades vs. Let’s Dance (3:53)
49. Jurassic 5 vs. Herbie Hancock – Jayou vs. Rockit (2:44)
50. Jurassic 5 vs. Billy Squier – Jayou vs. The Big Beat (3:05)
51. Foreigner vs. DJ Z-Trip featuring MURS – Juke Box Hero vs. DJ Hero (4:15)
52. Gang Starr vs. Mobb Deep – Just To Get A Rep vs. Shook Ones Part II (4:10)
53. Indeep vs. Cameo – Last Night A DJ Saved My Life vs. Word Up! (3:00)
54. Beastie Boys vs. Daft Punk – Lee Majors Come Again vs. Da Funk (3:29)
55. Wale vs. The Black Eyed Peas featuring Tippa Irie – Lookin’ At Me vs. Hey Mama (2:45)
56. Daft Punk – Megamix 1 (3:25)
57. Daft Punk – Megamix 2 (3:51)
58. Foo Fighters vs. Beastie Boys – Monkey Wrench vs. Sabotage (2:48)
59. Jean Knight vs. Masta Ace – Mr. Big Stuff vs. Born To Roll (2:48)
60. Eminem vs. Beck – My Name Is vs. Loser (3:30)
61. Paul van Dyk vs. Sandy Rivera featuring David Penn – Nothing But You vs. I Can’t Stop (4:05)
62. M.I.A. vs. Eric B. & Rakim – Paper Planes vs. Eric B. Is President (3:04)
63. M.I.A. vs. Wale – Paper Planes vs. Lookin’ At Me (3:09)
64. Wild Cherry vs. Gang Starr – Play That Funky Music vs. Just To Get A Rep (4:02)
65. Bell Biv DeVoe – Poison (Beat Juggle) (1:22)
66. Bell Biv DeVoe vs. Beastie Boys – Poison vs. Intergalactic (3:36)
67. Bell Biv DeVoe vs. Cameo – Poison vs. Word Up! (3:32)
68. Fedde Le Grand vs. Sandy Rivera – Put Your Hands Up For Detroit vs. I Can’t Stop (3:02)
69. Daft Punk vs. Hashim – Robot Rock vs. Al Naafyish (The Soul) (2:56)
70. Daft Punk vs. Queen – Robot Rock vs. We Will Rock You (2:57)
71. Herbie Hancock vs. N.E.R.D. – Rockit vs. Lapdance (2:41)
72. Benny Benassi vs. Tiësto – Satisfaction vs. Elements Of Life (5:04)
73. Daft Punk vs. Boogie Down Productions – Short Circuit vs. Jack Of Spades (3:27)
74. Tears For Fears vs. Eric B. & Rakim – Shout vs. Eric B. Is President (3:52)
75. Tears For Fears vs. Eric Prydz – Shout vs. Pjanoo (3:22)
76. Tears For Fears vs. DJ Shadow featuring Mos Def – Shout vs. Six Days (3:52)
77. Public Enemy vs. Beck – Shut ‘Em Down vs. Where It’s At (3:10)
78. DJ Shadow featuring Mos Def vs. D-Code – Six Days vs. Annie’s Horn (3:40)
79. The Killers vs. Eric Prydz – Somebody Told Me vs. Pjanoo (3:26)
80. N.A.S.A. featuring Karen O, ODB, and Fatlip vs. Isaac Hayes – Strange Enough vs. Theme from Shaft (3:02)
81. Daft Punk vs. Gary Numan – Technologic vs. Cars (2:53)
82. Daft Punk vs. No Doubt – Television Rules The Nation vs. Hella Good (3:00)
83. Billy Squier vs. N.E.R.D. – The Big Beat vs. Lapdance (3:09)
84. David Axelrod vs. Eric B. & Rakim – The Edge vs. Eric B. Is President (1:38)
85. Little Richard vs. Shlomo – Tutti Frutti vs. Beats (2:50)
86. Common vs. Masta Ace – Universal Mind Control (U.M.C.) vs. Jeep Ass Gutter (2:56)
87. Beck vs. DJ Shadow featuring Mos Def – Where It’s At vs. Six Days (3:09)
88. Afrika Bambaataa vs. Freedom Express – Zulu Nation Throwdown vs. Get Down (2:55)

"(206): he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed “your ass looks like a 5 in those...."

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:12:14 -0800

“(206): he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed “your ass looks like a 5 in those. it’ll be a 10 in these bad boys”. every girl needs a gay bff.”

- (via TFLN)

Get on it, Nug.

GPOYW. Because nothing says “Asian cam whore(s)”...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:53:00 -0800

GPOYW. Because nothing says “Asian cam whore(s)” more than sticky photos and Asian poses.

thedailywhat: Papercraft of the Day: Vancouver-based 3D...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:16:00 -0800

thedailywhat:

Papercraft of the Day: Vancouver-based 3D character artist Eric Testroete (previously) triggers the big-head mode cheat IRL with a custom-made oversized paper noggin modeled after his own (presumably) normal-sized dome.

Closeups, process shots here.

[via.]

I think this one is my favorite costume this year.

thedailywhat: OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Baby Eleanor dressed in a...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:11:02 -0800

thedailywhat:

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Baby Eleanor dressed in a homemade Prince costume for Halloween.

[via.]

Late with the costumes, I know.

thedailywhat: Now This Is How You Teach Math of the Day: Biola...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:57:20 -0800

thedailywhat:

Now This Is How You Teach Math of the Day: Biola University professor Matt Weathers treats his Nature of Math class to a Halloween-themed video lecture full of silly-scary tricks.

[via.]

I wish I had a math—any—professor this cool. Man, I miss college.

"(210): she just took a shower. i’ll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking...."

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:10:51 -0800

“(210): she just took a shower. i’ll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it’s like pavlov, you know?”

- Crude psychology is the best psychology. (via TFLN)

thedailywhat: Killer Costume of the (Yester)Day: What has been...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:56:41 -0800

thedailywhat:

Killer Costume of the (Yester)Day: What has been seen.

[via.]

My white roommate Tim could’ve totally pulled this off.

Mick_23

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:27:54 -0700

Mick_23:

“The name’s Mick. Mick_23. Seems I’m not number one anymore. People think they know me. Idiots. My turn now. Need to show what’s real.” — Mick_23

New Layout

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:55:56 -0700

For my own reference.

danhacker: kl7: Apparently the key to creating “brain tissue”...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:24:43 -0700

danhacker:

kl7:

Apparently the key to creating “brain tissue” is to mix acidic lime juice with the vodka. Then when you add the Bailey’s Irish Cream via a straw, it curdles into cortical gyri. A splash of grenadine provides the blood.

(via “Bloody Brain Shooters” – Neatorama)

Oh man, I really want to make these for Saturday.

legos: TK-421, why aren’t you at your post? (via im.mick) I...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:08:38 -0700

legos:

TK-421, why aren’t you at your post? (via im.mick)

I wish this turd would lego my butthole.

the fucking word of the day

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:44:23 -0700

the fucking word of the day:

Hello GRE study tool. (via the Daily What)

thedailywhat: OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Mini Munny wedding cake...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:41:14 -0700

thedailywhat:

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Mini Munny wedding cake toppers by vinyl vigilante S. Rivas.

[more.]

Something (via A Charlie Brown Valentine)

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:17:10 -0700

Charlie Brown: I can't talk to the Little Red-Haired girl. She's something and I'm nothing. If I were something and she were nothing, I could talk to her. Or if she were something and I were something. Or if she were nothing and I were nothing--
Linus: You know, Charle Brown, for a nothing, you're really something.

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, ‘Why me?’ Then a voice answers, ‘Nothing personal, your..."

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:14:57 -0700

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, ‘Why me?’ Then a voice answers, ‘Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.’”

- Charlie Brown (via vinh)